February 23, 2010

Twitter #IfYourDominican

So i went in a little bit on dominicans but i love all yall... all in good fun! haha :-)

#IfYourDominican tape ups with the curly hair isnt in anymore!
#IfYourDominican & fucked a puerto rican girl. u realized PR is where its at! PR girls realized they just dance good lol go back 2 dyckman!

#IfYourDominican stop sayin claro! (i dont know spanish so im sounding these shits out! lol)

#IfYourDominican stop sayin dique!
#IfYourDominican leave the braids to black people... (too racist?) lol IDC!

#IfYourDominican tell ur sisters/moms to be sure 2 shave, trim, nair, or pluck!! suttin! cuz alot be
#IfYourDominican try other sports .. it doesnt stop at baseball (baseball for fat dudes who use pinch runners)

#IfYourDominican ya really gonna keep naming everything after ortiz ??????
#IfYourDominican move out ur moms crib already! (True story)

#IfYourDominican stop raising the prices on platanos !

#IfYourDominican stop letting ur barber do ur eyebrows... sum of yall lookin #questionable
#IfYourDominican the heightz is not the only place to live!
#IfYourDominican y ya make dinner for breakfast? wtf

 #IfYourDominican move out ur moms crib already!

#IfYourDominican stop buying edhardy tshirts... dat shit died already!(never lived in my book tho) nobody told yall?

#IfYourDominican tell ur uncles when ppl call for cabs they want 2 understand yall not only hear super fast "blah blah blah blah 1min 1min"

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